New Member Monday - 10,000 Quatloos

Right, due to unforeseen circumstances, the Hop Illinois Central Servicing office is back to limping along again.  SinSynn manged to damage yet more company property last week and blatantly disregarded company policy in the process.  He acted bravely in the face of our horrible guard robots and managed to get me out of the office in one piece, so he only received a slap on the wrist.... uh... the one tentacle we're sure isn't a space dong.  So we had to put him in a shock collar, but extenuating circumstances allowed me to put a limiter on it that will prevent it from being lethal.

Lo, in the meantime, has been an exemplary employee and has been granted a requisition for a new throne.  Unfortunately, our preferred vendor didn't have thrones, per say, in the catalog but purchasing did the best they could:

On a serious note, the current round of HoP Idol will resume shortly once Dethtron re-assumes physical form once the 7 seals have been repaired (unfortunately, I can only drain about a gallon of blood a month from our sacred monkeys) .  We've also got a new staffer lurking about and once his employee ID tracking device scar heals, he'll be along to introduce himself.

New Member Monday

The Thunder Guard
Keywords: Warhammer 40k, Imperial guard, Praetorians, Cavalry, Rough Riders.

Almost Perftec
Keywords: Brand Spanking new-ness, 40k, painting, ZAB!